god

GOD
What is God
This word is created by man.
Because if he fail he has to blame some one.
HOW COMES GOD IN LIFE:
When monkey become human some of intelegents thought
why to do hardwork lets other should work and we will take advantage.
So what to be done that other should do without question .
THEN HE CREATED GOD.
He started enjoy life with there partner who help them.
After  hundred or two hundred years these things was
going on. From these people got cross each other who was tough they thought to
create something else.
THEN OTHER PARTY CREATED DEVIL.
Know its becomes two party in human being.
One God who get every thing without doing hard work.
Second who started taking forcely.
Know question comes how to make difference between each other
The GOD party chose flag & flowers
The DEVIL  party choses bones.
Time passes GOD people thought there should be a get together place
so it this place become the Temple.
Under temple roof
All bussiness becomes under one roof.
Just like Marriage bueros, publicity,entertainment,medical etc.
Know a days all business are seperated.
On today you can say MOBILE IS GOD.
no need to vership just click sum bottons and pay for it you will get your choise .

suger problem

Now adays many peoples are sffering from suger problem and as well as liver aciditi problemall are having only one solution that is  o not drink water more than required by your body' water is require by the body of person to person.

The woman

THE WOMEN
when God created woman he was working late on the 6th day an angel came by and said :" why spend so much time on that one?"
And the Lord answered:"have you seen all the specification I have to meet to shape her?"
"She must be washable. but not of plastic. have more than 200 moving parts which all must be replaceable and she must be fuction on all kinds of food. she must be able to embrace several kids at the same time, give a hug that can heal anything from a bruised knee to a broken hearth and she must do all this with only two hands".
The angel was impressed.
"Just two hands...... impossible!"
And this is the standard model?!
"Too much work for one day...wait until tomorrow and then complere her".
"I will not", said Lord. "I am so close to complere this creation, which will be the favourite of my heart".
"She cures herself when sick and she can work 18 hours a day"
The angel came nearer and touched the woman.
"But you have made her so soft, Lord"
"she is soft",said the Lord, "But I have also made her strong. You can't imagine what she can endure and overcome."
"Can she think?" the angel asked.
The Lord answered:
"Not only can she think, she can reason and negotiate."
the angel touched the woman cheek....
"Lord, it seems this creation is leaking!.
You have put too many burdens on her."
"She is not leaking..... it's a tear" the Lord corrected the angel.
"what's it for?" asked angel.
And the Lord said:
Tears are her way of expressing grief, her doubts, her love, her loneliness, her suffering and her pride."
This made a big imprssion on the angel;" Lord, you are genius.
You thought of everything. The women is indeed marvellous!"
Indeed she is!
Woman has strengths that amazes man. she can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens.
She hold happyness, love and opinions.
She smiles when feeling like screaming.
She sings when she feels like crying, cries ehen she is happy and laughs when she is afraid.
She fight for what she belives in.stand up against injustice.
She doesn't take "no" for an answer, when she can see a better solution. she gives herself so her family can thrive. She takes her friend to the doctor if she is afraid.Her love is unconditional.
She cries when her kids are victorious. She is happy when her friends do well.
She is glad when she hears of a birth or a wedding.
Her heart is broken when a next of kin or friend dies.
But she finds the strenth to get on with life.
She know that a kiss and a hug can heal a broken heart.
There is only one thing wrong with her
She forgets what she is worth..
"How fantastic Woman Lord created"
Some time she need to remind...!

Bhajiya for breakfast

4 small onions
3 potatos
cauliflower same amount in volume of potato
3 pieces of garlic
green coriandor one cup finechoped
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon garam masala
1/4 teaspoon amchoor(dried mango powder)
100 grams(2 teacup in volume) basan(gram flour)
2 to 3 green chilies.
Process
fine chopped onions,potatoes & cauliflower
add past of garlic and all other masalas,
mixe it keep a side for 2minutes
do not add water
fine chopped onion and potatoes will leave water,
mixe it again fry it yellowish,
and serve hot with chatni or sause.

Bathing

Waite your body with water,
Use soap rubs soap on your body take care of your eyes.
Soap each part of body i.e. inner part of innerwear also.
Wash out soap from your body with plenty of water.
Clean inner part of innerwear.
Use clean towel.

Tooth brushing

I had noticed many peoples brushing their teeth only outside.
But it should be cleaned from all side of teeth.
Upper side, lower side, inner side & as well as upper inner side.
Most important thing is clean your tongue other wise
bad smelling comes from your mouth.
Gargle properly.
Wait for atleaast five minute to eat any thing.

Lime water

Take a glass of water
Add half teaspoon juice of lime
Add one teaspoon of sugar
Add pinch of salt.
Satire well wit hspoon.
ready for drink.